Jokes (Don't Laugh)

Oh, just a wild guess

2007-06-09T02:31:00.000-07:00

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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift.
She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers."
"That's right!" The boy said, "But, how did you know?""Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner.
The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement.

The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

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Why do clocks run clockwise?

Sardar jokes Part - 3

2007-06-09T02:22:00.000-07:00

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile?

Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Logic Behind the Numbers
Why do clocks run clockwise?

Are you relaxing

2007-06-09T02:19:00.000-07:00

India Level Contest

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came andasked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh"

Third one came and asked the same question
Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he sawanotherSardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "

OurSardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahahdoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai!

Logic Behind the Numbers
Why do clocks run clockwise?

Funny ways of Proposal

2007-05-28T04:13:00.000-07:00

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1. Take ur gal in a boat to the deep sea. in between the sea.
Propose her in way that " love me or leave the boat"

2. Guy:' OK if you do not believe in Love at First Sight then see me twice..!!'

3. "Hi dear! After a decade, why make your son fall for my daughter and go crazy as i am.
Why to trouble the generation next.
Instead lets make them BROTHER & SISTER..."

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Sardaar Jokes - 2

2007-05-28T04:10:00.000-07:00

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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in the bus he was driving..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ....
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi

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Sardaar Jokes - 1

2007-05-28T04:08:00.000-07:00

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SARDAR:- Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :- kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""E MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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