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1. Take ur gal in a boat to the deep sea. in between the sea.
Propose her in way that " love me or leave the boat"
2. Guy:' OK if you do not believe in Love at First Sight then see me twice..!!'
3. "Hi dear! After a decade, why make your son fall for my daughter and go crazy as i am.
Why to trouble the generation next.
Instead lets make them BROTHER & SISTER..."
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Monday, May 28, 2007
Sardaar Jokes - 2
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in the bus he was driving..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ....
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi
Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in the bus he was driving..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ....
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi
Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile
Sardaar Jokes - 1
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SARDAR:- Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :- kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""E MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile
SARDAR:- Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :- kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""E MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile
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