Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile
SARDAR:- Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :- kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""E MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile
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