Oh, just a wild guess

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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift.
She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers."
"That's right!" The boy said, "But, how did you know?""Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner.
The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement.

The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

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Why do clocks run clockwise?

Sardar jokes Part - 3

All India Level Contest

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright


On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile?


Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Logic Behind the Numbers
Why do clocks run clockwise?

Are you relaxing

India Level Contest

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came andasked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh"

Third one came and asked the same question
Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he sawanotherSardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "

OurSardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahahdoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai!

Logic Behind the Numbers
Why do clocks run clockwise?