Sardar jokes Part - 3

All India Level Contest

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright


On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile?


Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Logic Behind the Numbers
Why do clocks run clockwise?